{Hey guys who’re still there! So, I know we haven’t posted much, well, I’m working on a piece for something unrelated to this, and our dear Monkey has been dreadfully busy. Where does that leave us as a music project? Well, I know neither of us wants to give up our music, but collaborating is harder now. I have fixed the mic-relates issues, however. I couldn’t tell you when the next project will be done.

I can say that I will, with absolute certainty, be writing Harley and Ivy’s lyrics and recording them to send to monkey some time before March, so there’s that. She will do what scheduling allows her, I’m sure.

In the mean time, while we’re not working on our bigger project, there may be littler ones.

Anyway, thanks for the support, we’ll see you as soon as we can~
Convictor}

{Hello there, our lovely little inmates, it’s the Convictor speaking. I really hate to have to be the bearer of bad news, but completed rogues songs are going to take a lot longer than initially planned, because, apparently, fortune just did not want to smile on me.

What I mean to say is that the cord I use to attach my high-quality mic to my laptop is busted. To get a new one of equal quality will be $40, and as I am not employed, and we do this stuff for fun and are therefore not paid (though we’re not opposed to commissions…>w>) this could take anywhere from possibly getting it as a gift for Yule (I may request a $100 adapter instead, which may up the quality more, and will certainly not break to the point I can’t even solder it back together) to as far off as when I have money for purchasing books and such next semester.

There are a handful of things already recorded and sent to Monkey awaiting mixing, but the majority of those are covers. I’m terribly sorry for this, I’ll try to make the upcoming songs extra special to make up for the horrendous wait.

There have also been a slew of physical and mental issues on both my own and Monkey’s ends, hence the immense lack of updates.

That being said, there will be a full instrumental for Jervis’ song some time this month, and possibly some covers as well as Mr. Freeze’s completed song some time in the near future, as those are all recorded and ready for mixing as far as I am aware.

Anyway, we love you guys, thank you so much for all of the support, it means a lot that people like what we do. More than I can possibly ever articulate.

Love and Light,

~KarmaticConvictor}

ohdatbass:

thesongofthecrematory:

{So many followers! Sorry we’re kinda taking a large vacation. I’ll be starting on Harley’s song real soon!

Ivy’s, too.

Then I wait for Hugo’s lyrics.

Anyways, Welcome to the Mad House~}

‘Oh, you cant help that. We’re all mad here’ :)

Srsly, If this is the madhouse, how crazy are those outside that aren’t listening to your music?

I bet Hugo would say that’s pretty…
‘Strange’

… I’m sorry.

{I don’t know? ‘There is not great genius without a mixture of madness’ right?

But, the outside is…well…we don’t talk about that.

Also, no need to apologize, my dear, we both adore bad puns! In fact, they’re one of my favorite things!

Sorry this is so late, I’ve been tied up.

Also, thank you, thank you for the compliment and support!}

Ivy’s, too.

Then I wait for Hugo’s lyrics.

Anyways, Welcome to the Mad House~}

ineedthemark:

thesongofthecrematory:

WOAH
MONKEY, MONKEY ZSASZ FOUND US
WHAT DO WE DO?

D-do we offer him tea and scones?

Uhm…hello Zsasz! This is kind of a new situation for me
~Convictor 

((Zsasz? Zsasz, bby, is that you? TEA. TEA IS REQUIRED!))

Er.

It’s just Victor now. Though, through the fault of the multiverse converging upon itself, I can direct you to a “Zsasz” should you be so inclined…

Do I still get tea?

{OH! Sorry, I meant no disrespect, Victor! I…no, I don’t want to meet a proper Zsasz. I think I like you better than that one. I know one of those. I ran. A lot.

BUT OF COURSE YOU STILL GET TEA! The Crematory are classy hosts, and we’d be AWFUL hosts if we offered tea but didn’t deliver!
~Convictor} 

(We have a Victor! We have a Victor! *Makes the best tea and scones in the world*)

(Welcome to the Crematory, friend!

Hang around, have a chat, have a look.

Just don’t feed the Croc, ok?

-Monkey)

{Monkey, don’t flirt with serial killers!}

(Hello Pot. My name is Kettle. You’re looking awfully black today)

{I don’t flirt with serial killers!}

ineedthemark reblogged your post: lyrics for The Hollow Man (Victor Zsaszs song)

words to express just how I feel about this.

WOAH
MONKEY, MONKEY ZSASZ FOUND US
WHAT DO WE DO?

D-do we offer him tea and scones?

Uhm…hello Zsasz! This is kind of a new situation for me
~Convictor 

((Zsasz? Zsasz, bby, is that you? TEA. TEA IS REQUIRED!))

Anonymous asked: hey! just out of curiosity, is there lyrics to Hollow Man? I really like it a lot, but I can't really understand some of the words properly, lol

WOAH WE GOT AN ANON OH LORD
okay, now that I’ve calmed from that, there are indeed, I’ll post them in a moment, dear Nony, so I can put them under a read more, alright?